The problem with that mechanical guardian Archritualist Kelada made for Lei Shen is that it didnâ€™t have feelings. Keladaâ€™s Dark Animus was a cold-hearted construct that couldnâ€™t fully appreciate the might of my sword, nor stand in awe of my incredible battlefield prowess as I pulverized it into permanent sleep mode. I see that look of amazement in your eyes!
While youâ€™ve been busy pushing dinosaurs toward extinction, Iâ€™ve been busy strolling through the Throne of Thunder finding ways to test your skills. Notice how I said strolling?! Reports from my spies indicate many of you have gone through an inordinate amount of rationed â€œQQâ€ tissues after visiting the Isle of Giants. Poor you. How about a relaxing jaunt through the Halls of Flesh-Shaping to reinvigorate the mind and body? Oh dear, here come the tears again!
Now, before you boo-hoo your way outta here, remember that this is trainingâ€”and itâ€™s challenges like these thatâ€™ll one day mold you into a fierce and fearsome combatant. JUST LIKE ME! Letâ€™s listen to what the unofficial guardian of Stormwind has to say.